“That day, a few months ago, when I asked you to the theater, what was your reply going to be?”
“Isn’t that obvious?”
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Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
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this makes me so happy.
(via thousand-words-for-love)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
hello sir, you may toss me a salad.
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#your sass is showing ten
your nine is showing ten
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Sorry for the longer post, but this was really cute, ok?
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I live a Grace appreciation life.
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
ting
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it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
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WHY
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THIS?
That went from innocent to sinister in 0.00001 seconds.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
i’m crying, you bastard.
(Source: harrypottersmum, via tardis-potter)
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
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