one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
What people don’t realize about the brilliance of this cosplay gif is that if you look closely in the background you can see someone with a keyboard trying to control the QWOP guy. Love it.